Epic Skunk Battle

"AH ZHAI! SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN BY THE SHED!"

..and thus my ever so emotionally charged viewing of the sensational SYTYCD routine by Tyce Diorio was abruptly put to a hault by my dad as my sporadic attention patterns had me shooting towards the window where I was witness to one of the most absurdly interesting acts of nature I have ever witnessed.

long sentence win.

Short of Lama porn, which I was never actually given the treat to, this live-actioned brawl between SEVEN whole, breathing, living, white and black mongrels of stenchable formidability would be as close to animal sex as I'd ever been exposed to. That, and the nature chanel showed some nasty horse-mounting once. Male Horses. You have got to give it to them.

*blush*

All immeasurable penis sizes aside, these skunks were absolutely just going at it. Think Rampage Jackson on Rampage Jackson(1), except without the squealing japanese reporter(2). Or crazy little pre-pubescent kim tseng-wannabe Jonas Brothers fans on the post-mortem Frank Mir. Like wow.

I have to stop saying wow at everything. It makes me sound like a tourist. Like wow. Look at the size of that thing. Like wow. wow.

wow.

Unfortunately, my camera could get a hold of none of the action because it's a bit cheap and i'm a bit stupid so those two things just didn't gel. However, it did give me this excellent excuse to make my..well..second post now i guess...on blogspot, of which I must say was a thoroughly entertaining way to spend a few minutes of my night.

Oh, and four of them crawled back into the bottom of my shed. I know right? Who ever really NEEDS emergency food storage?

edit: it was actually more of a brawl and less of an orgy. i just re-read what i wrote and i realized how carried away that one got..

SYTYCD:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_TCK5OCgss
Jew-Fro MuhhhfuhhhhhhhCARRR:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfm2V1BIShc&feature=channel_page
(1)Rampage Jackson:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBdFmWLo-A
(2)Rampage Jackson:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxmUiu3TjS8
Tonight's Special:http://media.photobucket.com/image/male%20horse/kimberleep/MaleHorseFallsAsleep.jpg