Six Guys, One Kitchen...

... it's not gay unless we are wearing matching Hello Kitty aprons.

Okay, I was going to type a descriptive, entertaining story, but after almost 1.5 hrs, I am officially calling it quits, declaring writer's block, and lowering myself down to point-form written expression. Fail~

Pre-warmup that precedes the warmup, which is then followed by the pre-workout...

- supposed to meet at Matt's at 12pm
- arrived at 1pm lol
- watched end of a CSI episode about cowboys..
- picked a few movies to watch later
- kicked it to Superstore on Marine Dr.

Au magasin super

- Five guys, not just shopping, but GROCERY shopping = epic. no homos.
- Chris + Matt would make a good gay couple; should've seen the way they argued over ground beef...they be beefin' over beef LOLOLLLOLL. zzz
- ^ Thank God for air-conditionners and trannies..yenno, to make cars work :D
- Aaron and I practically got nigg'ied the whole time. See second entry to this post.
- Got choked out of my mind upon hearing that Superstore raised the price of Arizona iced tea to $1.99 ='(((
- Check-out, saw Sam's mom lol so random

Chez Barry..Pre-Chaos

- Busted our loads [of groceries] into B.Fan's fridge
- Watched How It's Made and Ni Hao, Kai Lan while waiting for Barry to come home from work
- What the fuck kind of name is Kai Lan..it's like naming my kid mothafuckennn brocoli LOLL.. whats E. Coli? its all about the B.Coli mofo! (h) <-- my son's gang name if I name him brocoli
- B.Fan came.
- Went upstairs to watch Rampage Jackson dry hump reporters during interviews...props to the girl for being composed enough to finish the interview with him humping her LOLL..well the white lady did..the asian lady freaked out and tried to run away while he chased her on all fours barking like a dog ROFLMAOOOOOOO

*notice how I'm starting to type less correctly LOLLL*

Sex in the kitchen, over by the stove,
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls.
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes,
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed.

- R. Kelly

Lost in the kitchen, standing by the stove,
All these guys around me, I wish there were some hoes
(But) we ain't in the garden, there's no need for those
Don't know what to do and that's the way it goes..

- R. Michael

Hm.. by that I mean I felt in the kitchen that day what Aaron feels everyday, everywhere: lost. heheheheheh! jk

What I did:
Put potatoes in pot to boil
Put eggs in pot to boil
Slice meat
Prepare deviled eggs
Mash potatoes

"Is it done yet?" is something Chris, Chad, and Matt probably heard from me way too many times that evening LOL..can't even boil shit so sad HAHA -.-'

EATING TIME!

- started watching Shooter while eating Deviled Eggs w/ tobasco ;9
- Chad didn't get any 'cause his nigger lips were too heavy to open to ask for some. >=( jk lolol

Billie Jean is a Pretty Young Thing who gives me such a Thriller that I have to Beat It.
I look at the Man in the Mirror and feel Bad afterward.

hmm..in hindsight, that was kind of inappropriate LOLOLLL xP good night I look forward to seeing the rest

PS. proof-reading is for chumps ;)