Just armbar that bitch!

Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu, a martial art created by Helio Gracie and his family that allows smaller individuals to control and overcome larger adversaries in combat by using their quickness and agility in executing movements for positional advancement in order to attack joints, tendons and ligaments on the body of the larger foe.

Or, statutory rape with uniforms on.

Yet, I love it.

Finally, there's an outlet for all that crazy, violent, bloodthirstiness inside of me. RAWR!

I recently started heading to the classes again more consistently. I remember my first class at the new gym in Burnaby. I had my body ripped to shreds. I didn't even know I could stretch my groin that far. Thank god I'm not in a sexual relationship or anything, if you know what I mean.
*winkitywinkwink*
(Why the hell am I winking? Is there anything that even NEEDS to be insinuated? Its almost as bad as saying, I wouldn't be able to fuck.)

Anyway, the BJJ is seeping into my subconscious thoughts... Like my sister was complaining about some dumb bitch today during lunch, and instinctively, I yelled out, "Why don't you just armbar that bitch?"

Yeap. I'm not even joking.

And then I was bitched at by 2pac about some dumb shit and I wanted to give him the finger just to see what he would do to me, and in the back of my head, I was thinking, if he wants to try to smack me, take him down and gogoplata his ass.

"What's a gogoplata?"


That's a gogoplata. Muddahfuckah.

Anyway, like I said in the first bit, Brazillian Jiu Jitsu is meant for smaller guys so that they can control larger opponents in combat. Well, I'm not exactly a small guy, eh? You might think that but the 6'7" 310 lbs guy in my gym would disagree with you. He whipped my ass all over the mat. Ever want to see Chris get his ass handed to him? Come to his BJJ class. :P

So that's what I'm up to these days. Anyone wanna wrestle? xD